My sister recently had to go to the social security office to sign an older family memeber up for Medicare benefits.  You know what it’s like to sit in a social security office. It takes forever, no matter what paperwork you have, you need more, or different paperwork than what you were told to have on your previous visit.

This is the text I got, “I have been sitting in the soc sec offices for two hours with the huddled masses yearning to eat free!”